Saison 1 Répliques

Voici les répliques françaises (VF) de la saison 1 de CHUCK !

101 : Morgan - "C'est elle!! On a été découvert!! Je suis invisible!!"

Chuck - "Morgan et moi on n'a pas l'impression
de bien s'intégrer à...ma fête."

Chuck - "Pédale doucement!!"

Morgan (à propos du virus) - "Irene Denova... Si Belle...Si Mortelle"

Lester - "Ce disque dur a été...assassiné."


102 : Big Mike - "Meilleurs sont mes employés,
moins j’ai à travailler."
Casey - "Des mots d’une grande profondeur,
Monsieur."

Chuck - "Vous avez du Ramones ? Parce que
j’adore les Ramones."

Chuck - "Pardon ? Pourquoi vous n’y allez pas
Jeff et toi ?"
Lester - "Linux ? PC ? On bosse sur Mac. Nous, nous sommes
des artistes de l'informatique."

Ellie - "Comment es-tu entré ici ?"
Morgan - "La fenêtre de la chambre de Chuck. Ou plutôt, la porte de Morgan,
comme j'aime l'appeler."

Ellie - "Et ta copine n'a fait que m'embêter!
Chuck - "Méfie-toi d'elle."

Ellie - "Tu n'as aucune raison d'être nerveux. D'accord ? Il y a
une superbe fille là bas. Elle a même fait le dessert."
Chuck - "Le dessert ?"
Ellie- "Oui."
Chuck - "Dessert... Poison... Ne panique (pour lui-même)."

104 :

Morgan - "Bonjour, Madame Carina."
Plus tard...
Morgan - "Et là je dis, Madame Carina ok ? Et elle me fait C'est un plaisir de vous rencontrer Monsieur."
Morgan - "Mais c'est ses yeux, Mec sa veut tout dire !"
Jeff - "Comme quoi ?"
Chuck - "Comme Martin !"
Morgan - "Elle s'est un peu trompé dans mon nom. Elle a dit Martin au lien de Morgan. Mais bon ça me va totalement..."

105 :

Chuck (reportant une parole de Sarah) - "Oh, quand est-ce que nous sortons avec ton petit pote marrant ?"
Morgan - "Elle a dit ça ?"
Chuck - "Ouais."
Morgan - "Bien, bien, bien."
Chuck - "Si tu es triste de ne pas être invité Casey, tu n'as qu'à le dire."
Casey - "Un diner avec toi et Morgan ? Je préférerais que des guerriers Afghans me dissèquent le foie."

106 :

Big Mike - "Mon corps est un temple, et je dois le traiter de la sorte".
Lester - "Lourde est la tête qui porte la couronnne".

108 :

Morgan - "Ses cheveux ressemblaient tellement à de
la réglisse, que je les aurais mâchés jusqu'à me
rendre malade."

Devon - "Écoute, je sais que ça fait un moment
que tu n'as pas sorti ton, euh..."
"Ton vélo pour une petite balade, tu vois?"
"Mais c'est le moment d’huiler cette
chaine rouillée..."
"Tu sautes sur la selle et tu commences à
pédaler frangin."

Sarah - "Je pense que c'est le moment pour nous
de faire l'amour."
Chuck (suffocant) - "Le café est brulant."

Sarah - "Je suis juste une professionnelle."
Chuck - "Ouais... Le plus vieux métier du monde."

Casey - "Vous auriez du lait ? Je suis à sec."
Devon - "Un jus de vache, tout de suite."

Chuck - "Casey, ta mâchoire a été modélisée
 par Michel-Ange lui-même."

109 :

(Sarah pointe une arme sur chuck et lui demande de partir car une "bombe" va exploser.)

Chuck - Ah je vois, tu vas me tuer pour m'empêcher d'exploser, c'est super comme plan 
Sarah - Pourquoi tu refuses d'obéir ?!
Chuck - Je sais pas je suis en train de vivre un grand moment de courage je sais pas pourquoi possible que t'es une mauvaise influance sur moi !

110 :

Morgan (en parlant de Anna) - "Elle me fout la trouille. Elle a cette idée dingue que je suis amoureux d'Ellie."
Chuck - "Parce que c'est le cas..."
Morgan - "Pourquoi tout le monde est au courant ?"      
Chuck - "Parce que tu le dis à tout le monde."

111 :

Anna (à Morgan) - "Je vais te chatouiller jusqu'à que tu mouilles ton pantalon" Chuck - "Est ce qu'il y a une deuxieme chance à la roulette ?"
Morgan - "Quand vous mangez chinois, vous aussi vous avez faim une heure après ?"
Morgan - "Je suis le roi du monde !!"

Casey - "Chuck..."
Chuck - "Ouai je sais, reste dans la voiture"

112 :

Chuck - Je l'savais. C'est vivant !!! (en parlant de Casey) (VO : "I know it. It's Alive !!!!!!!!".)
Morgan - Je croyais qu'on avait établi la règle du "pas de contact" en 98..
Chuck - ..Ou pas !

113 :

Devon  - (à Chuck) "Je te considère comme le frère que je n'ai jamais eu
Chuck - Tu n'as pas dejà deux jeunes frères ?
Devon - En effet..En effet."

Casey - "Tu seras placé dans un bunker souterrain pour tellement longtemps que tu ne te souviendras pas à quoi ressemble l'air frais. (à Sarah) Tu vois, c'était facile."

Big Mike - "Où est mon poisson Grimes ?!"
Morgan - "Ma Kryptonite personnel : le soda au raisin"

Morgan (à propos d'une bague de mariage) - "J'ai fixer l'objet le plus terrifiant que le monde est connu"

Voici les répliques américaines (VO) de la saison 1, de CHUCK.

101 :

Chuck: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan, did you spike the punch?
Morgan: Something goes wrong, you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?[pause]
Morgan: Yes, I did.

Chuck: [Sarah, disguised as a ninja, is stealing his computer] Please... not the computer.

Sarah: Come any closer, I shoot!
Casey: You shoot him, I shoot you, I leave both your bodies here and go out for a late night snack. I'm thinking maybe pancakes.

Sarah: Wow, I didn't think people still named their kids Chuck. Or Morgan, for that matter.
Chuck: My parents were sadists, and carnival freaks found him in a dumpster.
Morgan: But they raised me as one of their own.

Jeff: What if you're the unwitting target of a ninja vendetta, and he returns tonight to strangle you with his nunchuks?
Chuck: ...That's super, Jeff. Thanks for thinking outside the box on that one. Here I thought I couldn't get any more freaked out.

102 :

General Beckman: Our most valuable secrets have been sent to an idiot.
Director Graham: At least they weren't sent to his friend.
Ellie: How did you get in here?
Morgan: Chuck's window, or as I like to call it, the "Morgan Door."
Chuck: [about Sarah meeting his family for the first time] It's a big step, if our relationship were remotely real.
Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay in the car.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: [dramatically] ...Let's do this.
Casey: I don't kid about quiches.

103 :

Chuck: Big Mike wants us to fix all these computers in two days or he's giving the position to Tang. Sorry guys. And Anna.
Anna: "Guys" is fine; I don't mind.
Chuck: It's not right. We need to come up with something non-gender specific. How do we feel about "team"?
Anna: Fellow Nerd Herders?
Lester: The Lesters?
Jeff: Chuck's Stable of Hos?
Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before. To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.
Anna: Speak for yourself.
[Everyone stares at Anna]
Casey: [after throwing a microwave at someone's head] Now that's what I call moving some merchandise.
Chuck: [regarding the pictures of dead people] Why are they sleeping?
Sarah: They're not sleeping. They're dead.
Sarah: We need you to tell us who killed them, and why.
Chuck: [putting the pictures down] How should I know?
Casey: Look at them again.
Chuck: I would really rather not. It's kind of creepy.
La Ciudad: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Chuck: Right. Apparently I learned the girls' part of this dance. Would you mind leading?

104 :

Chuck: The guy in the furry sweater forgot to mention something.
Chuck: How am I supposed to know that Carina has a remote control jet ski? It's usually not an option in real life.
Chuck: I count six SVB54 explosion protected security cameras with infrared surveillance.
Sarah: Did you have a flash?
Chuck: No, they sell them at the Spy Shop in the Buy More plaza.
Carina: Now, see that man over there? Payman Alahi, his house, his party, his diamond... for now.
Chuck: Are you talking about Señor Wookie over there?
Morgan: Chuck, I know what a third wheel is. I know it's me. Give, give me a chance here, man. Let, let me be a fourth wheel for once. Or maybe I can be any other even number.

105 :

After Chuck has food delivered to their stakeout vehicle.]
Casey: The idea behind a stakeout is to remain inconspicuous, you moron.
Chuck: Uh, hello? That's why I used an alias.
Casey: Stay in the car.
Chuck: That's my four favorite words.

Morgan: I'll let myself out.
Ellie: That's my four favorite words.

Chuck: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be, you know, valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I dont know, like give up... some secret stuff...
Sarah: You mean defect?
Chuck: Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October... uh... White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him] White Nights? Gregory Hines... Baryshnikov... dancing their way to freedom?
Casey: [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.
Sarah: Why are you bringing this up?
Chuck: Well, she sort of, uh, just... called me.
Casey: She called you? Where?
Chuck: At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew I had mustard on my tie.

Mei-Ling Cho: [preparing to rescue Mei-Ling's brother] Good, every warm body helps.
Chuck: Oh, no, I have plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.
[everyone looks at him]
Chuck: Though I guess it is kinda my fault. You would be in this mess if it wasn't for me. You obviously want to be with your brother, just like I want to be with my sister. We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.
Chuck: I'm in, but I have to be back by eight.

106 :

Awesome: Morgan, there comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"


Casey: You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?
Chuck: Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
Casey: [sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
Chuck: I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?
Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!

Anna: [as Morgan eats old food out of the refrigerator] Morgan's so awesome! He can eat anything...


Morgan: What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!

107 :

Sarah: It says here his weapon of choice is a crossbow.
Chuck: Oh, what, slingshot too ineffective?
Casey: You sure it was Magnus you saw?
Chuck: Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?

108 :

Sarah: I'm so sorry, Chuck.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?
Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military.

109 :

Jeff: Heart breaker.
Lester: Dream maker.
Jeff: Love taker.
Lester: Don't you mess around with Chuck.

110 :

Casey: [Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a clean shot.
Chuck: No, you don't!
Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!

111 :

Casey: Bartowski! Walker!
Chuck: [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?
Casey: Someone has to protect the Intersect.
Chuck: Thanks, man.
Casey: Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.

112 :

Chuck: If you want to go through life emotionally constipated and alone then suit yourself. I'll let you go back to protecting the greater good you freaking robot!
Casey: We met in Rome. In a flower shop. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
Chuck: I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!